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#165291 08/17/04 03:02 PM
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Give your home improvement project that pious touch at Rome Depot

http://www.splendoroftruth.com/curtjester/romedepot.htm

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That's hilarious biggrin biggrin biggrin

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Amen!

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Do you suppose they stock SacroStickey? It's a glue made from Lourdes water, for use in repairing broken statues, rosaries, holy cards, and other devotionalia.
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There was an elderly nun in Knoxville some years ago who was much loved, but a bit dingy. Her canary got sick so she ordered some Lourdes water for it. Unfortunately, she drowned the canary in the Lourdes water. I don't know how well it works on repairing devotional items, but Lourdes water is rough on canaries. biggrin

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Any Byzantine/Eastern Church items at Rome Depot?
Or New Rome Depot?

This store breathes with two lungs. biggrin

#165297 08/17/04 08:46 PM
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ROTFLMAO! That was FUNNY! biggrin

Gaudior, in much amusement

#165298 08/17/04 10:20 PM
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I'm thinking of buying the St. Benedict door, exorcism on entry, those 6 grandkids have little varmits attached at times wink .

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This store breathes with two lungs.
Two Lung respirators? yep, they stock 'em. Aisle 5, Right next to the 'Leavenator' brand antidoron machines.


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This store breathes with two lungs.
Two Lung respirators? yep, they stock 'em. Aisle 5, Right next to the 'Leavenator' brand antidoron machines.


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Yes, very cool indeed! biggrin

Just as long as they keep up the royalty payments for the use of my brand name!!! biggrin

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Wonder if they stock any medicines for religious or ethnic diseases such as autosyphilis, ewecranialism, consillyear, slavaphobia, etc. ? wink

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For 30 seconds I was a believer of the 'Rome Depot' until I saw they wanted old Easter Palm branches. Easter branches - not Palm Sunday branches....Ammmmm....

My favorite part is the Holy Water tank.

Thanks for posting this Scotus...this brought out all of my funnies for the day...




Mary Jo aka Porter>> LOL

#165303 08/19/04 12:03 AM
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Originally posted by byzanTN:
There was an elderly nun in Knoxville some years ago who was much loved, but a bit dingy. Her canary got sick so she ordered some Lourdes water for it. Unfortunately, she drowned the canary in the Lourdes water. I don't know how well it works on repairing devotional items, but Lourdes water is rough on canaries. biggrin
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This drowned canary Nun's Story is good. Almost as good as the 'raptured fish' tale of a few weeks ago. biggrin

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This store breathes with two lungs.
Two Lung respirators? yep, they stock 'em. Aisle 5, Right next to the 'Leavenator' brand antidoron machines.


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Scotus,

Love it! biggrin biggrin biggrin

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I thought the Jesus hammer was blasphemous.


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