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Re: Theological Humor
#166083 05/21/03 04:51 PM
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From Georgia (and Alabama, Rose wink ):

Y'all, He arose!

Ah recollect He sure has, y'all!

Logos Teen
Re: Theological Humor
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Originally posted by Rose:


From California we have: He's Up!
For Sure!For Sure Dude!
Or as a good Byzantine Carpatho-Rusyn priest friend serving in a California parish related to me: One Pascha, he greeted this rather hippyish young man (circa 1970) with "Christ is Risen!" His answer? "Right ON!!!!!!" I love it!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Theological Humor
#166085 05/23/03 02:05 PM
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Underground Like a Wild Potato
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A Baptist friend of mine sent me this yesterday.

The jews don't recognize Jesus as the Messiah, the Lutherans don't recognize the Pope as the head of the Church, and the Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store.
Re: Theological Humor
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This one is a little sacreligious, but I figure if my mom thinks its funny...

Jesus, Mary, and the Apostles are traveling down the road when, once again, they come across a woman about to be stoned to death. Once again, Jesus steps in and says, "Let anyone here without sin cast the first stone!"

A small woman pushes through the crowd and pitches a stone at the woman. Jesus yells, "MOM! I hate it when you do that!"

Yours in hoping the Lord likes a joke,

Neil
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