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Friends, Very Important!! As a public service I send this scientifically tested stress test to you all. My sister-in-law sent this to us. As a result we have become convinced that we must take some time off. See what results you get. http://webpages.charter.net/hkirtley/stress/ Dan Lauffer
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I don't have to take it, as I already KNOW I've been stressed out all week!
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Well, I saw two dolphins, I don't know about you people! I must be fine.  Dave
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Dave, Maybe you need a vacation more than you know. Dan Lauffer
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If the Apostle Peter had been on the dolphin side, he would have only mentioned seeing the dolphin. If the Apostle John was on the other side, he would have written that he saw only a cow. 2000 years later, liberal Catholic theologians would set the record straight by pointing out the obvious contradiction.
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Originally posted by Dan Lauffer: Friends,
Very Important!!
As a public service I send this scientifically tested stress test to you all. My sister-in-law sent this to us. As a result we have become convinced that we must take some time off. See what results you get.
http://webpages.charter.net/hkirtley/stress/
Dan Lauffer LOL, What stress level is it when you see two cows?  Thanks for the destressing post, Steve
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How stressed would you be if you saw a cow wearing a kobluk and veil? :p
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Uhhhhhh-
I'm in trouble. Think I need to take tomorrow off!
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Dear Ung-Certez: What a riot! That Cow must have just been newly made Patriarch of the Byzantine Orthodox Roman Catholic Slavonic Rite Church for Cows, Inc. Who is in communion with the British All-Russian Greco-Bulgarian Synod of Jackasses who are also incorporated. He is one of the new up-and-comings I've heard. His All-Most-Majestic Holiness desireth to wear a hot pink klobuk and veil though Hehe!
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Let me fetch my lasso and see you guys in a couple of weeks, I think I need a couple of margaritas to clear my mind after this test.
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What two dolphins? I saw three.
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Two marine mammals. One is definitely a dolphin.
I take it that the other is a newly identified breed of manatee. They are called "sea cows," yes?
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Who is too tired to be stressed
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Originally posted by Communion of Saints:
I don't have to take it, as I already KNOW I've been stressed out all week!
C of S Ditto. Paul
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I saw two cows. Is that good or bad?
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Dear Lawrence,
I would have thought that St Peter would have probably seen 153 dolphins and that then he would have wanted to walk on the water to go out and pet them . . .
Alex
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