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The object of the game is to take a quote and make it as politically correct as possible. New quotes added frequently so come on in to play!
We all need a little amusement sometimes.
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First up:
Tom Tom the piper's son
Stole a pig and away he ran
The pig was eat and Tom was beat
And Tom went roaring down the street
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Thomas/Tammy Thomas/Tammy the child of the flutist
Circumvented the machinations of the neo-fascist totalitarian state and aquired a member of the genus Sus within the Suidae family without debasing thereself by contributing to the continuing suppression of the masses by the totalitarianb elite by embarking upon the chief method of control used by said individuals, namely the use of coinage.
The unfortunate Susian met with an untimely demise at the hands the non vegan enlightened and Thomas/Tammy was physically oppresed.
And Thomas/Tammy put forth an emotional commentary whilst embarking along the roadway.
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 Too perfect! Applause! New one: In the earliest series of mini-comics released with the original toys, He-Man is a wandering barbarian on the world of Eternia, which is dealing with the aftermath of a Great War that has devastated the civilizations that once ruled supreme over all lesser beings. The Sorceress of Castle Grayskull, called "The Goddess" in early appearances, gives He-Man special powers and weapons, and he sets out to defend the secrets of Castle Grayskull from the evil villain Skeletor.
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An up-to-date rendering of "Little Miss Muffet":
Modern Ms. Carpool
Sat on her barstool
Eating her yogurt Yoplait.
Along came a spider
and sat down beside her
and ordered an Insect Souffl�.
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An up-to-date rendering of "Little Miss Muffet":
Modern Ms. Carpool
Sat on her barstool
Eating her yogurt Yoplait.
Along came a spider
and sat down beside her
and ordered an Insect Souffl�. [font:Century Gothic] Dear Father Serge,
This was so cute! 
Respectfully,
Alice[/font]
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Dear Alice,
Εuλογια Κυριου!
Thanks - it's always nice to be appreciated!
Fr. Serge
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Jesus Came From Heaven 31
Jesus came from heaven,
Adam's son through birth.
Just a lowly stable,
A King's palace on earth.
Choirs of angels joyfully sing:
Welcome to the new-born King.
Glory! Glory! Glory!
Glory to God in the highest!
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Jesus Came From Heaven 31
Jesus came from heaven,
Adam's son through birth.
Just a lowly stable,
A King's palace on earth.
Choirs of angels joyfully sing:
Welcome to the new-born King.
Glory! Glory! Glory!
Glory to God in the highest! I hope ya'll are ready for some excellent scholarship! THE BEING CAME FROM HEAVEN 31 The being came from heaven, the first human's child through birth. Just a poop filled stable, A politician's eco friendly condominium on Mother Earth. Bodyless sexless pop groups pleasurely sing: We reject you to the unaborted politician. Shame! Shame! Shame! Shame to all of us in the earthly plane!
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The being came from heaven,
the first human's child through birth. I'm afraid you only get an 88% because of your use of the word huMAN.  Try again! This one might be easier: If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch; If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you; If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds' worth of distance run - Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son! -excerpt from If by Rudyard Kipling
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The being came from heaven,
the first human's child through birth. I'm afraid you only get an 88% because of your use of the word huMAN. Try again! This one might be easier: If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch; If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you; If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds' worth of distance run - Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son! -excerpt from If by Rudyard Kipling If you can text message with mosh pits and keep your pastoral sensitivity; If neither Traditionalists, Mount Athos Monks, Slavipodvizhnik, or fellow revisionists can hurt you; If all of us count with you, but none too much - that would take too long and we aren't Orthodox; If you can fill the unforgiving Proskimedia With sixty seconds' worth of sprint run - Yours is worldliness and the emptyness that comes with it, And - which is more - you'll be a Liberal Bishop my Feminist
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The being came from heaven,
the first human's child through birth. I'm afraid you only get an 88% because of your use of the word huMAN. Try again! This one might be easier: If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch; If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you; If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds' worth of distance run - Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son! -excerpt from If by Rudyard Kipling If you can text message with mosh pits and keep your pastoral sensitivity; If neither Traditionalists, Mount Athos Monks, Slavipodvizhnik, or fellow revisionists can hurt you; If all of us count with you, but none too much - that would take too long and we aren't Orthodox; If you can fill the unforgiving Proskimedia With sixty seconds' worth of sprint run - Yours is worldliness and the emptyness that comes with it, And - which is more - you'll be a Liberal Bishop my Feminist Please note that I deleted an entire line. I did not want to offend those that are unable to walk. Or those that prefer McDonalds or Wendy's to Burger KING. And we cannot have a common touch with other jurisdictions. We must have our own Creed, Our own Rubrics, and our own Music.
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Anyone who spots the MAN in human won't like perSON either. Possibly the truly PC will use "Huperchild".
Fr. Serge
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Just Imagine the look on the faces of the revisionists that purchased and began reading "Studies on the Byzantine Liturgy � 1 The Draft Translation: A Response to the Proposed Recasting of the Byzantine-Ruthenian Divine Liturgy of St. John Chrysostom" because they thought it was written by the Very Reverend Serge Kelle HER. 
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So use the correct Irish spelling of my surname: O'Ceileachair. It means "beloved companion" and was bestowed upon the founder of the clan by his elder brother, Brian Boroimhe.
Fr. Serge
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