Come on, guys! We can't use hurtful terms like "heretic" anymore. We are supposed to worship the god in each other and never, ever, besmirch inculturated manifestations of self.

A hymn for the "New" Church, sung to guitar accompaniment, of course.
Me, me, me, me and the rocks and the trees,
Me, me, me, me and the sky.
Me, me, me, me and the birds and the bees,
There will be pie in the sky.
refrain:
Pie in the sky for me, me, me, me,
Pie in the sky forever.
Me, me, and me the trinity,
Pie in the sky for all three.