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I don't always find everything funny over at the Onion Dome, and I haven't even gone there in over a year, but a friend sent me this, and THESE, I have to admit are not only brilliant, but they are hilarious!! ENJOY! --Alice My Church wrote your Bible.
You think that�s religious fundamentalism? [b]I�ll show you religious fundamentalism!
Orthodoxy � Ancestors you can�t remember are part of our Church
Wisdom! Let us attend� to the road!
When in doubt, cross yourself.
Orthodoxy: If It Aint� Broke.�
Orthodoxy: Pro-Life, Pro-Christ, Pro-Baklava!
Honk if you know what this means: IC XC NIKA
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Universality, Antiquity, Consent
Orthodoxy: It�s a very narrow road
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The Orthodox Church: Not Only Standing for the Truth, But Never Sitting Down Either
Orthodoxy: Faithfully maintaining the tradition started at the Tower of Babel.
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Orthodox Christianity: Not New, Not Improved
Orthodoxy: Putting the FUN back in �fundamentalism�!
Orthodoxy: Kickin� it old school since 33 A.D.[/b] www.theoniondome.com [ theoniondome.com]
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I saw one that said
Honk 40 times if you're Orthodox.
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I saw one that said, "Orthodoxy - disorganized religion at its finest."
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I saw one that said, "Orthodoxy - disorganized religion at its finest." Thanks for adding that one! The Orthodox people I shared all of these with were laughing-- absolutely-- HYSTERICALLY!    Alice
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These are great! How about... Pantocrator Auto League Member: Because No Matter Where You Go, He's Always Watching!and, of course... Free Constantinople! 500 Years of Occupation is Enough!http://www.cafepress.com/wafflershop.81073115
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Free Constantinople! 500 Years of Occupation is Enough!
Now there's the one I want. If someone will give me a car (automatic transmission and lots of leg room for this tall arthritic, please), I will gladly display the bumper sticker!
With thanks in advance to the kind benefactor,
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I'll have to do with a button wwith that legend, I don't think that CARTA would appreciate my slapping such a sticker on one of their buses.
Orthodox bumper stickers? I can't help but wonder what an unorthodox sticker would be like.
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Free Constantinople! 500 Years of Occupation is Enough!
Now there's the one I want. If someone will give me a car (automatic transmission and lots of leg room for this tall arthritic, please), I will gladly display the bumper sticker!
With thanks in advance to the kind benefactor,
Fr. Serge Father Serge, While I cannot promise a car, I do have a "Free Constantinople" bumper sticker and will bring it on my next visit this month. Cheers! Gordo
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I'll have to do with a button wwith that legend, I don't think that CARTA would appreciate my slapping such a sticker on one of their buses. Why not? On our way to Washington DC for the celebration of the Millennium of the Baptism of Rus'-Ukraine we slapped a few celebratory bumper stickers on a number of state highway patrol cars (more than one state).
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Orthodox bumper stickers? I can't help but wonder what an unorthodox sticker would be like.
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Jonn Heterodox?
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Free Constantinople! 500 Years of Occupation is Enough! Dear Father Serge, Want to have a little fun, and perhaps start a war,  stick them on some cars in Greece and watch the fireworks start...from Turkey of course. Oh well! What's a few fighter jets flying overhead.  God Bless, Zenovia
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I saw a Catholic one advertised that read "Pre-deoniminational Christian: CATHOLIC" that I rather liked.
"I love my German Shepard: Pope Benedict XVI" Is another good one.
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I thought Pope Benedict XVI (many years) was a Rottweiler!
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"I love my German Shepard: Pope Benedict XVI" Dear Sinner, I like that! Hmmm! And I'm not even Catholic.  God Bless, Zenovia
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