Dear Zan,
I'm dying to know, and so, I'm sure, are many others - how did you become a "vile demented rutting heathen"?
*ahem* well Father, I called the Society of Saint Pius X a dirty and perverted mockery of the Catholic faith.... basically.
What!?!? It's not like I was lying or anything.....
Our dog is often rutting and sometimes demented - but he really isn't vile, and he has never expressed his religious convictions, so I don't know what they are.
Well the only thing vile about my dogs is the older ones breath and he too in his old age is rather demented, poor guy. Likewise my dogs have also yet to express what religous affiliation they are but I would be very interested to know what religion dogs belong to.