www.byzcath.org Forums General Discussions Town Hall The Lord's Prayer coming alive

I received this as a forwarded email, and thought you would enjoy this in preparation for the Dormition of the Theotokos during this fasting season.



(Person) : "Our Father who art in heaven...."

(God) : Yes?

(Person) : Don't interrupt me. I'm praying.

(God) : But you called me.

(Person) : Called you? I didn't call you. I'm praying. "Our Father
which art in heaven..."

(God) : There you did it again.

(Person) : Did what?

(God) : Called me... you said, "Our Father which art in heaven." Here
I am ... What's on your mind?

(Person) : But I didn't mean anything by it. I was, you know, just
saying my prayers for the day. I always say the Lord's Prayer. It
makes me feel good, kind of like getting a duty done.

(God) : All right . Go on.

(Person) : "Hallowed be thy name .... "

(God) : Hold it. What do you mean by that?

(Person) : By what?

(God): By "hallowed be thy name.."?

(Person): It means ... it means... Good grief, I don't know what it
means. How should I know? It's just a part of the prayer. By the way,
what does it mean?

(God): It means honored, holy, and wonderful.

(Person): Hey, that makes sense. I never thought about
what "hallowed" meant before. "Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on
earth as it is in heaven."

(God): Do you really mean that?

(Person): sure, why not?

(God): what are you doing about it?

(Person): Doing? Nothing, I guess. I just think it would be kind of
neat if you got control of everything down here like you have up
there.

(God): Have I got control of you?

(Person): Well, I go to Church.

(God): That isn't what I asked you. What about your bad temper?
You've really got a problem there, you know. And then there's the way
you spend your money.... All on yourself. And what about the kind of
books you read?

(Person): Stop picking on me! I'm just as good as some of the rest of
those people at the church.

(God): Excuse me. I thought you were praying for my will to be done.
If that is to happen, it will have to start with the ones who are
praying for it. Like you, for example

(Person): Oh, all right. I guess I do have some hang-ups. Now that
you mention it, I could probably name some others.

(God): So could I

(Person): I haven't thought about it very much until now, but I
really would like to cut out some of those things. I would like to,
you know, be really free.

(God): Good. Now we're getting somewhere. We'll work together, you
and I. Some victories can truly be won. I'm proud of you.

(Person): Look, Lord, I need to finish up here. This is taking a lot
longer than it usually does. "Give us this day, our daily bread"

(God): You need to cut out the bread. You're overweighing as it is.

(Person): Hey. Wait a minute! What is this, "Criticize me day?" here
I was doing my religious duty, and all of a sudden you break in and
remind me of all my hang-ups.

(God): Praying is a dangerous thing. You could wind up changed, you
know. That's what I'm trying to get across to you. You called me, and
here I am. It's too late to stop now. Keep praying, I'm interested in
the next part of your prayer... (pause). Well, go on.

(Person): I'm scared to.

(God): Scared? Of what?

(Person): I know what you'll say.

(God): Try me and see

(Person): "forgive us our sins, as we forgive those who sin against
us."

(God): What about Ann?

(Person): See? I knew it. I knew you would bring her up! why, Lord,
she's told lies about me, spread stories about my family. She never
paid back the debt she owes me. I've sworn to get even with her!

(God): But your prayer? What about your prayer?

(Person): I didn't mean it

(God): Well, at least you're admitting it,. But it's not much fun
carrying that load of bitterness around inside, is it.

(Person): No, but I'll feel better as soon as I get even. Boy, have I
got some plans for that neighbor. She'll wish she had never moved
into this neighborhood.

(God): You won't feel any better. You'll feel worse. Revenge isn't
sweet. think of how unhappy you already are. But I can change all
that.

(Person): You can? How?

(God): Forgive Ann. Then I'll forgive you. Then the hate and sin will
be Ann's problem and not yours. You will have settled your heart.

(Person) : Oh, you're right. You always are. And more than I want to
get revenge on Ann, I want to be right with you... (pause) ....
(sigh)... all right. All right.. I forgive her. Help her to
find the right road in life, Lord. She's bound to be awfully
miserable now that I think about it. Anybody who goes around doing
the things she does to others has to be out of it. Some way, some
how, show her the right way.

(God) : There now!! Wonderful!! How do you feel?

(Person) : Hmmmmm. Well not bad. Not bad at all. In fact, I feel
pretty great!! You know, I don't think I'll have to go to bed tonight
for the first time since I can remember. Maybe I won't be so tired
from now on because I'm not getting enough rest.

(God) : You're not through with your prayer. Go on.

(Person) : Oh, all right. " and lead us not into temptation, but
deliver us from evil."

(God) : Good !! Good!! I'll do that. Just don't put yourself in a
place where you can be tempted.

(Person) : What do you mean by that?

(God): Don't turn the TV when you know the laundry needs to be done
and the house needs to be picked up. Also, about the time you spend
coffeeing with your friends, if you can't influence the conversation
to positive things, perhaps you should rethink the value of these
friendships. Another thing, your neighbors and friends shouldn't be
your standard for "keeping up". And please don't use me for an escape
hatch.

(Person) : I don't understand the last part.

(God) : Sure you do . you've it a lot of times. You get caught in a
bad situation. You get into trouble and then you come running to
me, "lord help me out of this mess and I promise you I'll never do it
again." You remember some of those bargains you tried to make with me?

(Person) : Yes, and I'm ashamed, lord, I really am.

(God) : Which bargain are you remembering?

(Person) : Well. There was the night that Bill was gone and the
children and I were home alone. The wind blowing so hard I thought
the roof would go any minute and tornado warnings were out. I
remember praying, "Oh, God, if you spare us, I'll never skip my
devotions again."

(God) : Did you?

(Person) : I'm sorry, Lord, I really am. Up until now I thought that
if I just prayed the Lord's prayer every day, then I could do what I
liked. I didn't expect anything to happen like it did.

(God) : Go ahead and finish your prayer.

(Person) : "For thine is the kingdom, and the power and the glory
forever " Amen.

(God) : Do you know what would bring me glory? What would really make
me happy?

(Person) : No, but I'd like to know. I want now to please you. I can
see what a mess I've made of my life. And I can see how great it
would be to really be one of your followers.

(God) : You just answered the question.

(Person) : I did??

(God) : Yes, the thing that would bring me glory is to have people
like you truly love me. And I see that happening between us. Now that
some of those old sins are exposed and out of the way, well, there is
no telling what we can do together.

Слава Ісусу Христу!

Elizabeth Maria,

Thanks I needed that. Maybe that is why I find Slavonic, Greek, or Latin a more romantic payer vehicle. The meaning does not get in the way of the words/music. Then again sometimes you just need to be not consciously but mystically in the presence of the omnipotent One.

We have been focusing a lot on the Lord's Prayer at prayer meeting these past few weeks. I will print this off, to hand out. Thanks!

Although this prayer dialog is an attempt at humor to make theosis more palatable, it is also a very protestant approach.

I was reading it again, especially the part "Give us this day our daily bread."

Doesn't that also refer to the Holy Eucharist and to the Word of God who gives Himself to us as food and drink?

This was awesome. I loved this.

Now let us start living it rather than just finding it interesting, amusing or even awesome.
Stephanos I