If you've got an hour or so, this lecture by Archimandrite Ephrem Lash is greatly amusing and edifying in equal proportions.
http://vimeo.com/32297264A few bon mots I've laughed at:
"The new edition of the Roman Catholic missal is a nightmare: it's in direct violation of Lash's Law of the Liturgy: the clericalization of the liturgy is in direct proportion to the number of subjunctives in the rubrics."
"the Orthodox: once they see a psalm coming into view, they cut it out....They don't do psalms. They wait for the 'important bits' by some monk. The fact that the psalms are the word of God is neither here nor there: it's a waste of time. Take the psalms in the prokeimenon. I'm starting a Society for the Protection of the Prokeimenon."
